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Have an opinion about boating in NY Harbor?  Submit an Op-Ed and I'll publish it on this page.

 

Op-Ed, defined either as an OPinion EDitorial, OPposite the EDitorial page or OPposing ED's opinions, is a personal opinion piece written by a reader or a guest writer relevant to the topic, in this case, recreational boating in NY Harbor.  I thought it would be fitting to have the first Op-Ed article written by "THE Recreational Boater of NY Harbor" - Dick DeBartolo.  Dick has earned this title: 

  • He's boated in the harbor for over 40 years - from jumping  Hudson River ice floes with a Boston Whaler to racing a deep Vee with staggered jet drive engines to line dancing in his disco houseboat as it sailed up the Hudson.

  • He currently owns three recreational boats at W. 79th St Boat Basin.  Since we all know that a boat's maintenance takes up at least one-third of your time, it's obvious that Dick is a full-time recreational boater.

  • He's been Eastern Editor of Powerboat Magazine for over 30 years and his column "Words of Wisdom from the Prophet of Product" has been voted the readers' favorite for decades.

  • He also reviews the latest marine electronic gadgets, sometimes before they're available to the public, on his popular website www.gizwizbiz.com

  • He has tested over 600 recreational boats for Powerboat Magazine's Performance Trials.

  • He wrote the book "Mad's Guide to Boating".

  • He has made more recreational boating trips in the harbor than any other boater.  If it's a nice day any time of the year, you'll likely see Dick taking his Pro-Line  241 with a 300 hp Mercury outboard for a "short spin".

- Ed -


Disclaimer

 Dick's material has been in every issue of Mad Magazine since the 1960s and he's written ad-libs for "Family Feud", "What's My Line?", "To Tell the Truth" and "Match Game",  so be ready for anything in his Op-Ed.  The reader assumes the entire risk related to reading his material.    In no event will iboatnyharbor be liable to you or any third party for direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special or exemplary damages or losing your mind from any use or misuse of the following:

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DICK's OP-ED 

It’s true of editors all over the world and it’s now I find it’s true of my friend, Eddie Bacon.  Eddie sends me an email that he’s redesigned his website.  He tells me he’s added an Op Ed page, and that lucky me should be the first one to write something for it.  He sends me a page of puffery that he says will precede my Op Ed piece. Then when he figures he’s written enough complimentary stuff to sucker me into writing something, he drops the bomb shell. Ed’s publishing his new website on Saturday. Wow, what a lot of time I have to come up with something. Ed’s email comes on Thursday and he publishes on Saturday.  That leaves --- let’s see….  Oh yeah, Friday!  Not to leave Ed in a lurch, and to miss three other deadlines I’m trying to meet by Saturday, I check back through my files to see if there’s something I wrote that would fit in an Op Ed piece. (Notice Ed even uses his own name in the title – Op ED? If I’m writing it you would think it would be Op Dick, but I digress. Oh yeah, he’s something! A few years back Bill Sisson at SOUNDINGS told me they wanted to do a piece on POWERBOATERS vs. SAIL BOATERS. Bill knew I was a die-hard powerboater and asked that I write that side of the equation. (Bill gave me 3 weeks to write it!!)  Since I’m a Powerboater and Editor Ed is a sail boater this is a perfect place to reprint my side of the argument!    

 

DeBartolo on Powerboating

 

     Ah, a sailboat. Drifting along at a leisurely pace, the

 

sound of water lapping at the hull. HELP!!! Get me off this

 

thing, and onto a powerboat!

 

     Hey, I have nothing against sailboats. Almost all of

 

them have engines anyway! Sailors don't like to mention their

 

sailboats are power driven a lot of the time, especially when

 

docking, but that's fine with me.

 

     I made my decision for powerboating about 30 years ago.

 

A friend with a sailboat said: "Dick, do you wanna go on a

 

day's sail? We're going up river to the George Washington

 

Bridge." Since we were standing at the West 79th Street Boat

 

Basin, and I could SEE the George Washington Bridge, I didn't

 

want to spend three hours bucking the tide just to see it

 

closer! In a powerboat, in that same amount of time, I could

 

get all the way up to West Point and back, some 120 miles

 

round trip, and see something new! Powerboating it was, and

 

still is!

 

     Being born in Brooklyn and living in Manhattan, I guess

 

I'm used to a fast pace, and sailing is NOT fast paced in any

 

way. Sailors get dressed to sail! Have you ever seen

 

POWERBOAT clothing at a marine store? No, but there are tons

 

of stuff for sailors! Sailing pants, sailing gloves, super

 

grip deck shoes! For me cut-offs, sneakers, a Powerboat

 

Magazine cap, and I'm ready! And before they even think about

 

letting a line go, sailors check the tides, the wind, the

 

weather forecast, the barometer, the charts, and a couple of

 

dozen nautical instruments so they can begin their nine hour,

 

3 mile cruise. By the time, a true sailor has let his or her

 

first line go, I've been to Bear Mountain and back, hosed off

 

the boat, and I'm making dinner.

 

     I particularly like outboard power. A lot of horses for

 

a little weight. And yes, outboard manufacturers are spending

 

millions to make their engines more environmentally friendly,

 

with incredible results, but that's a whole other article!

 

With outboard power, it's relatively easy to repower. If you

 

want a bigger engine, or a new engine, a swap can be done in

 

hours.

 

     From 30 years of boating, my experience has been that

 

sailboaters are much more down on powerboaters, than the

 

reverse. Once on a long trip (a long powerboat trip - 600

 

miles - not a long sail trip -- 6 miles) I stopped at a

 

sailing club (because it was the only marina around) to ask

 

if they offered overnight dockage. The dockmaster said he was

 

sorry, but they didn't have a single vacancy. Well, it was

 

already 7 pm, and there must have been some 50 or 60 empty

 

slips, so I assumed there was no overnight dockage available for

 

POWERBOATS!!!

 

     I do think powerboaters do more things to annoy sailors

 

then the other way 'round. I've never had a sailboat zoom up

 

behind my Proline 241 powered by a 300 hp ProMax Mercury

 

outboard, and jump my wake! It'd have to be a REAL WINDY DAY

 

for that to happen! But in general, I found the vast majority

 

of powerboaters to be careful, responsible, and considerate

 

people.

 

     For years I raced offshore boats and loved it. I don't

 

race anymore, yet the powerful sound my outboard engine

 

makes when running is -- and it's corny folks -- music to my

 

ears. On the other hand, the sound of all those lines banging

 

on a sail mast do nothing for me. Except when I'm trying to

 

sleep, and it's windy. Then they drive me crazy!

 

    Now I know that some of these thoughts on powerboating

 

may generate hostility on the part of some sailors. So part

 

of my deal with Bill Sisson (Editor at SOUNDINGS) was that HE would take care of

 

the hate mail. And, of course, they'll be much more hate mail

 

from sailors because they have ALL THAT TIME TO WRITE while

 

they're sitting there, waiting for the wind to pick up!

 

                       ***

 

And now here’s something really useful from my gadget universe.

 

            Anybody who docks in the Hudson River, especially below the George Washington Bridge knows that the wakes are enormous. They come from the ever increasing ferries, the tugs, the sightseeing boats, the dinner boats, the Coast Guard, even from some of their fellow boaters who don’t bother slowing down when they pass a marina. A device I discovered at the New York Boat Show eliminates the damage to the boats, the crushed fenders and the snapped lines from those wakes. It’s called PILEMATE.  

This clever device slips over the piling and it’s installed in minutes. (I know, I’m using three of them). They’re strong, lightweight, and unsinkable. PILEMATE floats up and down around the pile during tide changes or storm surges. That eliminates the guesswork of leaving slack in the lines. It also helps avoid ripped out cleats and snapped docking lines which are more expensive to replace every year. It even avoids the sad sight of seeing your new $150 inflatable buoys crushed and split because it got caught between your boat and the dock during a mega-wake. PILEMATE utilizes the strength of the piling. Tying off is accomplished by bringing your lines around the PILEMATE (and therefore around the piling). The system is as strong as your line and the piling itself. If you don’t tie to a piling there’s a dock mount version. The PILEMATE dock mounting bracket eliminates wear to the pilings and extends the life of new and existing docks and pilings. The Pilemate prevents the dock from twisting and can even help straighten the worst docks. If you pass the 79th Street Boat Basin you can see them in action next to my houseboat and my Farallon workboat. Prices start at $550. You could save that much in broken lines, crushed fenders and damage to your boat in just one season!

Check out the video of PILEMATES in action during a storm, and get more info at www.pilemate.com.

 

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